SECURE BRIEFING PORTAL // FILE 0918-27
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AGENT: ASSIGNMENT: HANDLER:Agent R.W. Frase IV TARGET DATE:09.18.2027
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THE DOOKIE CUP CLASSICALL-TIME LEADERBOARD

Agent Harrison steps up to the plate. The cup is coming in hot. Time your swing and send it as far as you can.

Three pitches per at-bat. Your longest launch goes on the board.

    BEE ESCAPEALL-TIME LEADERBOARD

    Somebody pissed off the bees in the retaining wall at Benjamin's parents' house. Again. They're coming for you.

    Drag to dodge the swarm. Three stings and you're out. Survive as long as you can.

      BAREFOOT WALK HOMEALL-TIME LEADERBOARD

      The party's over. Your shoes are gone. The trap house is somewhere out there in the dark.

      Tap to jump over Legos, gravel and broken glass. Hold for a bigger jump. Three ouches and you're done.

        DISAPRIN COLD PLUNGEALL-TIME LEADERBOARD

        Camp rules: wake up, take your Disaprin, jump in the cold water. Stefan doesn't make exceptions.

        Hold to breathe and stay warm. Keep your body temp in the green zone. Too cold or too frantic and you're out.

          DIRT BIKE TAGALL-TIME LEADERBOARD

          Two to a bike, the whole field, no rules. You drive, your buddy hangs on the back and does the tagging.

          Whoever's IT chases. Tag the rival crew, then get out of there before they tag you back. Most tags in 90 seconds wins.

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